Food for Thought

My family kept a wooden mug filled with pens and pencils next to our telephone when I was growing up. Problem was, none of them worked. I have no idea what my actual age was--maybe 7 or 8--but I clearly recall the day that I reached, once again, for a writing utensil to find, once again, nada but leadless No.2s and pens-run-dry. I had a light-bulb moment: sharpen the pencils, throw away the pens and replace them with new ones. What a novel concept: Yes! I can change my environment! I don’t have to accept this cruddy rut! I think it was a delightful surprise to my family, too, to finally have useable writing tools. Granted, this whole story implies I come from a family with an intellect barely above that of the average snail, however it was exciting to me at the time and the memory stuck.
Now how does this relate to writing, or am I just floating around memory lake without a paddle?
The writerly lesson is this:
To recognize an out-of-the-box idea, you must be able to recognize when you're in the box. Not

After you've thought about what isn't working, try thinking clinically and as objectively as you can about your story problems and their possible solutions. Imagine what you'd say to another writer with the same problems, and brainstorm ten possible solutions to each. You may find yourself in the middle of an out-of-the-box moment, where all of the best concepts are born.
I leave you with a tongue-in-cheek recipe for the Scottish romance novel, with thanks to romance writer Lynne Connolly for tagging it. The box is apparent.

2) The heroine is always English.
3) She's described as feisty; often red haired.
4) The bad guy is her father/brother/betrothed.
5) The heroine, in most cases abducted by the hero, first hates him and sees him a savage but soon can't resist his

6) The hero is in lurve with the English girl since he met her at a ball he attended in disguise to spy on the English.
7) If the English characters (except the heroine) are keen on getting more money, it's always greed.
8) If the Scottish hero is keen on getting money, it's to help his clansmen to buy cattle,

9) The hero says "Ye ken, lassie," a lot.
10) If the hero drinks a lot of whisky, it's alpha

11) The Campbells are the only Scottish clan that is bad.
12) There can be a clan feud, but it has to be ended in order to fight the English. Except if it involves the Campbells because those are bad (see 11).
13) The Scots win the decisive battle despite the fact that they're

14) There must be at least one scene where the hero shows the heroine the beauty of his country by dragging her along over mountains and stones,

15) Never bother about the differences between pre- and post-Culloden Scotland, even if you mention Culloden as example for the badness of the English.
16) The hero must at some point deliver a speech stuffed with platitudes

17) Bonus points if you can manage that speech while the hero stands in chains in front of his English captors. He will of course get flogged for such an

18) The hero has a trusted sidekick who hates the Sassenach girl until she manages to save his life.
19) The heroine can ride in a man's saddle. She also has a favourite horse, preferably some breed that would never be able to find footing on highland

20) The hero is able to swim across any loch in the depth of winter without getting a cold. While escaping several salvos of arrows or bullets.
4 Comments:
Thanks for the laugh!
Re out-of-the-box, it doesn't just apply to the work in progress. It can also apply (as with your family's wooden mug--my family was much the same BTW!) to writing process. I'm sure that wooden mug started out with working pens and pencils, but at some point it deteriorated. Same can happen to one's writing process. One can become shoddy and forget basic principles that worked before, or just get stuck in a process that needs to evolve.
Elena
That's a sharp point, Elena! I totally agree. :) T
I wonder why that came across as Anonymous. I thought I logged in. Maybe Blogger burped.
Elena
We fondly refer to it as "Bugger."
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